Lieberman dismisses Jan Itor as Hustlers custodial engineer, tabs Spadowski
Las Vegas Hustlers GM today had mental hospital officials forcibly remove custodial engineer Jan Itor from the Hustlers complex today after Itor has threatened Lieberman's life during an impromptu "interview" for the Hustlers vacant managerial position.
"The guy cornered me and made me interview him for the job," Lieberman said. "This isn't the first run-in I've had with this guy either. Sometimes I'll see him lurking behind corners leering at me, he once tried to poison my meal because I looked at him funny. We won't be missing this guy at all, in his state. Hopefully he can get all the medical attention he needs at Sunny Brook Mental Hospital."
Former assistant custodian Stanley Spadowski was hired immediately to fill Itor's role. Spadowski played professionally in the MBBA with
five different teams before becoming a janitor with a local TV station. Upon being fired and having the station seize his private property ("that's my mop!!!!), he was hired by Hustlers owner Matt Rectenwald and later enjoyed some success as a children's show host on a local UHF station.
