I'll echo the "blue darter" (huh?) comment and add "lasers". At times, it feels like a Star Trek movie or a laser tag game. I keep expecting the PbP to inform me that the 3B just deactivated the enemy base. "That's 100 points, Bob." "And 50 free prize tickets, Joe." "Ha! That's a lot of free pencil erasers, Bob! And now, a word from our sponsors."
*Note that I added the color guy. Nice touch, I think.