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His arthitic (sp?) shoulder wont allow him to extend his arms far enough to swing the bat. And he cant throw a ball more than 2 feet. Bags and the 'Stros have a personal services contract that should start up after he announces his retirement friday.
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Last edited by nate7891; 12-15-2006 at 01:39 AM.
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