All these guys have heard of Skoonj! In fact, even people who don't play OOTP know who Skoonj is. Just the other day I was in line at the grocery store and some guys were saying how they couldn't believe the Knicks choked AGAIN despite ol' Skoonj hitting almost .500 in the playoffs.
Ok, so I really live in some OOTP fantasy world.
I just had to throw him some media hype here in this thread because it looks like he finally took a ratings hit due to age.

His contact against righties went from 10 to 9.
*sobs uncontrollably*