[Le Grande Orange]

Originally Posted by Malleus Dei

So dead that not even a flatline appears.

So dead that you need three graves to bury it in.

So dead that a necromancer can't summon a spirit in it with a full ritual virgin sacrifice and an original copy of Abdul al Hazred's Al Azif that was written on human skin and has a full-strength elder djinn bound to it.

I'm talking *dead*.

It's not dead, it's pining for the fjords.