[Sublimity]

Originally Posted by Gamingboy

Maybe they will never release the release date. Maybe one day you'll get on and BOOM, it'll say "OOTP 2006 IS HERE!".

You'd then have a heart attack in shock, and be rushed to the hospital. There, you are kept for days on end. But then, your allowed to come home. Then, just as you start to download it, the power goes out due to a freak solar flare. You find a still-working battery-powered radio, and turn it on. You hear scientists say that the power could be out for 2 weeks. NOOOOOOO!

So, 2 weeks later, the power comes back on. Your so happy that the power is back on that you jump up really high.... and bump your head on the wall. So back to the hospital you go.

So you are kept there again for a day or two, and, when you get home, your computer isn't working, you forgot to unplug it after the power went out, and the computer shortcircuited when the power came back on. You are so angry, you kick the computer.

It explodes.

You die.

The End.

I don't think that's what was in the blogs that spleen was talking about. I'll have to read through again to make sure though.