For a moment, or a day, at least, all eyes that would be on the
Pale Hose (or at least mine) are on first-place
Minnesota and third-place
Cleveland, because they're duking it out in the frigid north while we're travelling to even more frigid
Toronto. It's a win-win situation for us even though we're not playing, because a
Cleveland loss puts us a full game ahead of them, and a
Minnesota loss puts us into a tie into first place in the division. Right-hander
Ben Sheets is on the mound for the first-place club, shooting for double-digit victories, already having won more games than he had in all 35 of his 2006 starts, and
Jake "The Fiddler"
Dittler, the 24 year old with the sweeping curve and dancing changeup, is on the mound for
Cleveland.
Sheets gets into trouble right from the start when leadoff man
Alex Escobar reaches on a throwing error by second baseman "Jayback"
Bartlett, and consecutive singles by #3 hitter "Odysseus"
Gerut and cleanup man
Ben Broussard put the first run of the game on the board. Shortstop
Angel Berroa plates both of those guys with a hard-hit liner down the left field line, and
Cleveland still has that 3-0 edge after one full inning is in the books.
But innocuous singles by former
Pale Hoseman Brad Fullmer and backup catcher
Rob Bowen lead to big trouble in the home half of the second, as right fielder
Eric Byrnes, an offseason pickup from
Oakland, comes through as he has so many times in this still-young season, booming a bleacher blast to right to knot the game up at three.
Dittler comes completely unglued in the next frame, giving up a pair of looping, run-scoring singles to weak hitters in second baseman
Bartlett and catcher
Bowen to give
Minnesota a 5-3 lead. The hated
Tribe get one back in the next half-inning, though, keyed by
Angel Berroa's leadoff triple into the right field corner, and sticking with their moundsman
Dittler pays off as he coasts through the next three frames, facing just one batter over the minimum.
Ben "Pillows and
Sheets" takes a nap after six as well, giving way to hard-throwing right-hander
Scott Linebrink. He retires the first batter he faces, another former
Pale Hoser in hot cornerman
Joe Crede, but pinch-hitter
Shaun Larkin scalds a single to right and the pinch-runner for him, starting center fielder
Corey Patterson, steals second base. It would have all been for nothing if
Alex Escobar's rabbit ball to short had been the third out, but it was only the second, and a successive single over second base off the bat of catcher
Josh Bard ties the game up at five. Then outstanding right fielder
Jody Gerut comes through as he did so many times last season, whacking a heavy fastball down into the right field corner to bring his backstop all the way around and give
Cleveland a 6-5 lead. Late-inning leads haven't meant much for an
Indians team that's blown so many in the last year and a half, and when soft-tossing righty
Brian Meadows whips up a seventh-inning sandwich of singles and strikeouts, but with the wrong meat,
Tribe fans can only curse the fact that they didn't sign a flame-throwing man like
Seattle closer
Octavio Dotel when they had the chance prior to last season. But former
Pale Hose first baseman
Brad Fullmer makes me grin by striking out just as he did some 55 times last year, and light-hitting middle infielder
Jay Bartlett can't get the clutch Luis Sojo tag, bouncing a harmless grounder over to third base to be gobbled up by
Joe F. Crede.
Rafael Betancourt, one of the few half-decent relievers on the
Tribe club, finishes off the eighth with no harm done, and a
Joe Crede double to lead off the top of the ninth leads to an insurance run that Proven Closer (TM)
Dave Riske doesn't even really need, as he faces three batters in the bottom of the ninth, striking out
Lew Ford for out number one and then retiring
Corey Koskie on a bouncer to first that goes 3 to 6 and back to 3 to eliminate both speedy shortstop
Alex Cintron, who had led off the inning by slashing a single to right, and
Koskie himself. The rally-killer lives up to its name in so many ways, snuffing out the
Twins' status as a first-place club and moving the red-hot
Tribe, winners of five in a row, just a half-game out of first, creating a logjam that had previously only been seen in the National League's Eastern and Western divisions. In the former,
Florida and
Atlanta have reigned supreme much of the season, but the
Mets are finally starting to justify much of the hype thrown at their high-priced club, and the three clubs are within half a game of each other. And in the latter,
Colorado's oft-mentioned early season pitching success has slowed a bit, as they have seen much of the good work by journeymen starting pitchers
Aaron Cook (6-4, 2.64; 6-10, 4.67 last year) and
Brian Anderson (8-3, 2.79 after an 11-6, 4.00 season) negated by a bullpen that has had trouble getting to Proven Closer (TM)
Billy Wagner and has seen the 35 year old show his age anyway (38 saves, 1.32 ERA in 2006; 16 saves but a 5.40 ERA this year, and 10 HR allowed in 42 IP). This has opened the door for all of the mediocre California clubs in the division, which have also benefited from strong pitching. To wit, one of them,
Los Angeles, just defeated the NL Central-leading
Cubs, one to nil, in one of those games where the line score says it all:
Code:
TEAM 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
CHC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
LA 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
No joke. Ace North Sider
Kerry Wood, an 18-game winner last season, made just his eighth start of the season in this one after a torn tricep in early April shut him down for much of May and early June. And the rust was still showing, as he plunked leadoff man
Mike Cameron on the game's third pitch.
Cameron stole second and a slightly frazzled
Wood walked hacktastic shortstop
Cristian Guzman. First baseman
Shawn Green, not quite the powerful hitter he was in the late 90's, but still carrying that sterling reputation, was pitched to carefully and drew a free pass to load the bases. Cleanup man and left fielder
Cliff Floyd walked to force in a run and the little white pill was poised to bleed blue runs. But right fielder
Gabe "Shanya Punim/The Good Face"
Kapler flew into a 7-5 double play (so says the game log) and third baseman
Antonio Perez was no match for the high-nineties flames. Inning over... one run, no hits, no errors. Score: Los Angeles 1, Chicago (N) 0. It could have been 1-0 on the flip side, because third baseman
Rob Mackowiak had led off the ballgame with a double into the right field corner, and North Side second sacker
Brendan Harris had drawn a walk. But then the
Cubs hit the same speed bumps they have hit most of this season -- center fielder
Andruw Jones, whose reputation perhaps supercedes his status as #3 hitter, struck out swinging, left fielder
Jason Bay (.241) bounced to short, and catcher
Dave Ross (.250) did the same.
Jones' .238 batting average is not so far off from his .241 mark in 2006, and the same for
Ross, who is still a productive backstop considering his 20 HR power (and he has even seen a hike in his walk rate this year, having drawn 35 already after 43 BB last season). But
Jay Bay hit a monster .360 last season in leading the North Siders to a league-best 97 wins and eventual league championship. You expect a little decline; that is why the
Cubs shelled out the big bucks for former
Minnesota southpaw
Barry Zito this offseason. Their rotation is unbeatable when fully healthy, and as their near league-leading runs allowed total suggests, even when they are dealing with a few injuries like the one
Wood suffered, they are still pretty damned good. But 34 year old league-average shortstop is the team's leading hitter at .274, and even though the club has as much power as a utility company, they have still struggled to score runs. Such was the case in this ballgame, as their best chance against
Dodger right-hander
Jeff Weaver was in the first frame, and they came up empty. They moved a runner past first base just twice the rest of the way; in the fifth, 16 HR man
Rob Mackowiak struck out to leave
Alex Gonzalez at second after he had walked and moved up on his pitcher's sacrifice, and in the ninth,
Chad Bradford relieved
Weaver after he ran out of gas and allowed two-out singles to catcher
Ross and first baseman
Richie Sexson, and he struck out pinch-hitter
Todd Walker on four pitches to end it. The
Dodgers put exactly two men on base after the first, both on lonely walks. It didn't matter.
Sure, the
Cubs are a million games up in the moribund NL Central and they started backups at first, second, and right field in this game, but what a blow to the ego to watch your pitcher throw a no-hitter...in a loss. But how wonderful and wacky it is to a start a day looking straight ahead and straight ahead only and end up doing an about-face because there's something more interesting on the other side of the river. It just proves that if your eyes are solely focused on one thing, you're going to end up missing out on something else.