[Jestor]

100. It's such a perfect number. Perfect, percent, round and lovely. It makes tens easy and is ten by ten. N E 1 4 10 IS?

Ten billion? One hundred million? How much am I worth? Oh, I suppose it doesn't matter to you. After all, you are poor compared to me. Yes, yes, I'm a very rich man. A very rich man, indeed. I am not like you, nor do I wish to be.

I swim in a pool of money every day. That's right! I've a pool in my backyard, filled with money! It's only Monopoly money, though. Can't trust the thieves but to trust them to steal, I say. And that simply won't do.

Fat people crying to the courts, squealing like the swine they are, "McDonald's made us fat! Oink oink! Oink oink!"

I hope they slaughter all you nasty little pigs. I piss on your lawsuit!

For McDonald's has made me rich... and McDonald's will let me be the man. Yes, the man.

I love baseball.