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Originally Posted by andymac

If Skipaway was there, he would have argued with them about whether they were actually drowning or not.

If Eck was there, he would vigorously begin the rescue but get bored halfway through and quit.

If Jax was there, both women would be satisfied.

If LL was there, his twin girls would save them and he would later recant his emotional account of proudly watching them from the shore in a 1,000 word post on this board.

If spleen was there he would make sure to let everyone know that he could rescue them the best if he gets to pick the women that fall in the water.

ROFFLE!!!1