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Originally Posted by cknox0723
...but it is either make note of how funny all y'all are or type up some ass-kicking ball-busting pale hose action. for the first time in, what, a week and a half, i opted for the latter.  |
Well if
you won't,
I sure as hell will.
I made this thread what it is today, you ingrate! To show this:
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Originally Posted by The Funk
1: See Vris.
2: Banana = victory. Those things look quite festive to me - Christmas comes early? And I think they're chocolate-covered nuts.
3: Um... The Yankees all have tiny wangs and get jacked out of the park by your guys and their giant salamis. Women are impressed.
Or Enrique Wilson had been getting really small numbers but the Yanks gambled with him (maybe in a pinch-hit situation) and he comes through big, possibly in salami-based-baseball-synonym form. This is assuming he doesn't play for you in this universe, which I think he might do, I can't remember.
Or, Wilson pisses you off in some way so you decide to take it out on other minorities and ostracise the Jews by filling your stadium with oversized non-kosher foodstuffs.
Or something else happened.
4: Wilco was at the game trying to discover the real reason why your team sucks so badly. They got bored and decided to go fencing instead.
Or something involving a hard fought battle with an implausible ending? Extra innings? Yanks (if it's them you're playing) looking to tie the series?
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That's right, the inaugural
'The Funk's Ross Gload* Award For Clutch Posting, In Association With The Funk *(Not affiliated with Ross Gload)' goes to...
me.
HUZZAH!
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, by the way - that first one was easy)