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Originally Posted by DamnYankees
Colonel is the best nickname for him, yes, but so many anouncing jokes could be had.
"And there's a long drive...that's a code red!!!"
"Jessup is the best player in the game today. Is that clear? Crystal..."
"Jessup to his left...and I have neither the time nor the inclination to tell you what happened."
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"Did you hit that homerun?"
"I did the job you sent me to do."
"Did you hit that homerun?"
"You're g*dd*mn right I did!"
"You want the slider?"
"I think I'm entitled to one."
"You want the slider?!"
"I want the slider."
"You can't handle the slider!" ... And nobody moves.
"Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that lineup. You need me there."