Cubs win the World Series.
Astros win the Wild Card, making the banana dance on my screen and in my head. Then slot in the
Reds,
Pirates,
Cardinals, and
Brewers, none of whom will reach .500. The third of those teams is probably, like Wilco, ranked too low, but I've got to be unabashedly enthusiastic about some team besides...
Well, you can finish that sentence, can't you?
I might fly through this last division since who the hell really cares, right?
That's Opening Day excitement talking, but these next five will be even more long-winded and in-depth than the previous 25, if that's possible. Sorry. I can't help myself sometimes.
One more division!
