Darn.

I [he,him?] am now #2 in All-time Batting Average, #1 in Home runs, #1 in runs scored, #1 in RBI, #2 in doubles!
Ah hah, but he[I] is way down the list on stolen bases and no where on triples-so he [I] am a slug!

And he [I], it?] has not won a world title since he left me 11 years ago because he didn't like me so now I have the last laugh and can dislike [me, myself and I-pick one] and can laugh at myself in reverse! So there is a mirror to this OOTP4 universe. Or am I the mirror and ---