Wrooster Lollfinkus
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Where did he learn to pitch? We asked the Mountain Man himself.
"There be a lotta wild rock hounds up by ma' shack," Wrooster grunted when asked where he learned to pitch, "an lots a' other varmits. Well Wrooster, he ain't got no gun so a be takin' rocks and peggin' them buggers. Purty soon I learnt that was a good way ta get me some grub. Then one day I meet this ol' boy huntin' who be tryin' to shoot at me target. I kill't the thing before he had a chance an' so he say I got a good arm. He tol' me 'bout the baseball they be playin' in the city."