Get this one! I have been simming a fictional league from 1901-1931 and I decided that over the next few drafts I would change some of the fictional player's names to mine and some friends. Of course, I chose players with Brilliant ratings as much as possible.
A few years down the road I found that 4 of us had made it to the big leagues and I actually won rookie of the year! Great! Two years later I won the MVP and became a free agent. As team owner, I signed "myself" to a 3 year $18 mil per deal [okay- a bit of nepotism] and I go on to win 3 more MVP awards, a World Championship and the first Triple Crown in the history of the league.
I try to sign myself to an extension and I say to myself "I DON'T LIKE YOUR ORGANIZATION
! wouldn't sign with me and it seemed like my whole team fell apart after that. Everybody else retired or also left or went in the toilet. I [the player me] has gone on to win 10 straight MVP awards and almost had two more triple crown titles, I'm zooming up the all-time lists and yet I seem strangely unhappy cause my team [the other me] can't win a lick [and I think I still don't like myself]!
There must be a lesson in this split universe but I can't figure it out. Maybe I need another "me".