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Old 01-27-2005, 09:52 AM   #743
cknox0723
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Originally Posted by canadiancreed
That's one kinky pitcher. and all that lovin seems to work wonders
Just imagine what I would call, say, Jon Rauch if he threw a complete game shutout! On second thought, it's probably best to not even think about that, but trust that it would outclass The Hypothetical Power Forward and cause hilarity to ensue.

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Originally Posted by The Funk
"Know yourself and know your enemy (opponent) and you will never be defeated in 100 battles (games)." - Well that's all well and good, but I think it shows beyond doubt that Sun Tzu never had Esteban "The Art of Suck" Loaiza in his starting rotation.
That's fantastic. Two parts philosophy, one part humor, absolute brilliance. You weren't kidding when you said you had a great nickname for Loaiza! That is definitely going into the second version of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pale Hose", giving you proper credit, of course. Thanks!
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Syllabus: In this class we will construct a lifelike semblance of a woman using nothing more than chert and pyrite. Students will sleep within her cold embrace each night, and, for extra credit, may produce a lengthy paper detailing how she is the only person who has ever understood them.
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