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Originally Posted by canadiancreed
That's one kinky pitcher. and all that lovin seems to work wonders
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Just imagine what I would call, say,
Jon Rauch if he threw a complete game shutout! On second thought, it's probably best to not even think about that, but trust that it would outclass
The Hypothetical Power Forward and cause hilarity to ensue.
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Originally Posted by The Funk
"Know yourself and know your enemy (opponent) and you will never be defeated in 100 battles (games)." - Well that's all well and good, but I think it shows beyond doubt that Sun Tzu never had Esteban "The Art of Suck" Loaiza in his starting rotation.
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That's
fantastic. Two parts philosophy, one part humor, absolute brilliance. You weren't kidding when you said you had a great nickname for
Loaiza! That is definitely going into the second version of the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pale Hose", giving you proper credit, of course. Thanks!