I need to hire a firearms instructor. Really.
 

http://i.imgur.com/ABLQPmH.png

I just can't believe it.

My favorite so far that I witnessed was a guy who injured his hand by punching a hole in a wall after getting into an argument with his wife. The kicker was his personality is described in his profile screen as something like calm and level-headed. :laugh:

It's the quiet ones you can never trust...

When interviewed, a neighbor said: "he was always so quiet, I never would have expected something like that from him."

Days without any incident: 0
 

Guess who shot himself in the foot again?

http://i.imgur.com/a5Smxgk.png

At least, he had the decency to wait for the day after we got eliminated from the playoffs.

I'm morbidly curious, what happened to him on 11/12/1896, when he was injured in a freak off-field accident?

Maybe he's just really, REALLY bad at suicide?

I love the added nickname! ;)

I was going to say the same until I saw the window at the bottom of the screen where he did a google search for nicknames. :p

I assumed he added it as it wasn't present in the first screenshots.

Yes, he clearly did.

I added it. Had to.

And yep I had to search for some terms, english not being my first language and all.

Ah, well you couldn't have made a better choice than Quickdraw, if you ask me.

"Deadeye" would have been a good one too.

I think "Hoppy" would be appropriate.

Fife is a good nick name for him.

With the numbers he puts up it's no surprise he shot himself in the foot twice.

That was exactly what I thought.