So I guess the Grocers hired Parker Mills as the team's new GM. The only thing I know about his dad was the architect of the Great Plains Flycatchers dynasty in the 2060s. He's never been a GM before, so this seems like a curious place to cut his teeth, but hey, it's not my team to manage.

During his press conference, he said a lot of stuff about "the rebuilding" process and how the team would "work immediately to put a good product on the field," but didn't say...

My name is Chad Alley and I'm a fanless baseball fan. I mean, don't get me wrong I love watching. But being here in Albany, you basically one of the New York City teams or you have to root for Boston.

So when they told me they were putting a team in Brattleboro, I was like "are you ****ting me?" That town is really small and I went there once with my parents when I was...

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Thanks, Paul. Also, eat...a....cake.

Thanks and...Eat Cake.